户部侍郎府。
“轰!”
往日威严的朱红大门,
被一脚踹得粉碎,炸成漫天木屑!
数百名玩家如哈士奇入雪地,嗷嗷叫着涌入府邸,
喊杀声和哄笑声混成一片。
“卧槽!后院有红名锦鲤!爆观赏鱼不?”
“别捡破字画,占背包!金银细软!
找系统判定的‘贵重品’,直接换军功!”
庭院里鸡飞狗跳。
ID【也是条汉子】,嚣张地一脚踹开正厅大门。
厅内,户部侍郎范建瘫在太师椅上,崭新的官袍沾满灰尘。
他死死攥着扶手,指节发青,竭力撑着官威。
“放肆!本官乃朝廷二品大员!
尔等丘八,无凭无据……”
声音因恐惧而尖利。
“据?据你奶奶个腿儿!”
人群中,一个ID叫【键盘侠福尔】的玩家踱步而出。
他没拿武器,只捧着个小本本,像地府上来勾魂的判官。
“范大人,别来无恙啊?”
【键盘侠福尔】推了推不存在的眼镜,嘿嘿一笑,开始点名。
“崇祯十二年,你吞了边镇八千两军饷。
北境的弟兄们,那个冬天一定很‘暖和’吧?”
范建瞳孔骤缩:
“你……你血口喷人!”
“嘴硬?”
【键盘侠福尔】翻了一页,声音悠哉,
“崇祯十三年,纳小妾,收两广总督丁魁楚和田玉观音一尊。
我猜猜……是不是藏在你后花园那口枯井的夹层里?”
“轰!”
范建脑中炸响一个惊雷,冷汗瞬间湿透了后背。
这……这怎么可能?!那是他压箱底的秘密!
这帮丘八,真能开天眼?!
【键盘侠福尔】根本不给他喘息之机,声音愈发玩味:
“还有上个月,倒卖一万石军粮给流寇……
啧啧,通敌可是灭九族的大罪。
哦对了,那本账本,好像就夹在你书房《金瓶梅》画册的第三十二页吧?”
“鬼……你们是鬼啊!!!”
遮羞布被无情撕烂,范建的心理彻底崩塌。
他感觉自己被扒光了扔在菜市口!
“我招!我全都招!求你别念了!”
范建涕泪横流,狼狈地从太师椅上滑下来,
噗通一声跪在地上,磕头如捣蒜。
“切,这就破防了?没劲。”
【键盘侠福尔】意兴阑珊地合上本子,
对着身后两眼放光的玩家们大手一挥。
“兄弟们,坐标刷新!
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